Today it was warm. Just as well…as I had the car window open pulling on the slip road. Put my indicator on, looked in my side mirror, all was clear…but I could hear a car coming alongside….I waited and yes, a car was in my blind spot.
Later I was pulling out of a street and looked, but a double decker came out of nowhere, I reversed, then pulld out into the street again, having to get on the wrong side of the road to avoid parked cars - along comes another bus at a zillion miles an hour, a quick reverse later and I could forget about all the near misses I had today…
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Yup, like a ‘plonka’ I smashed the dogs bowl the other day. In fact it was my bowl donated to poochey-hontas.
We should use a metal bowl, but we’ve used both of them for water.
Anyway, he’s almost house trained which is the main thing….
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…the builder that came to do some work on our house. Left the handbrake off. Van rolled down and smashed into the neighbours garage. It was wedged shut and couldn’t be moved till council building control had certified it was safe - the whole wall had moved.
Not the first time either - another builder hit a brick wall in the street. And old sod left the handbrake off and hit another neighbours car. The hits go on and on….is everyone wasted?
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This doggy is a plonka for sure….got stuck in the catflap lol.
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….the Recruitment devision of the NHS.
Apparently having employed all 7 terrorists caught this week, not only were they giving them a legitimate cover but were also paying them to live here!
Wow!
How think are you Mr NHS?
If fact, you’re a….plonka!
Full BBC news report
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Well, if it wasn’t stupid enough making a porn video of her sucking and f*cking , she decided to drive while disqualified.
If you have so much money….get a chauffeur!!!
So anyway, she gets 23 days in jail, does 3, gets put on house arrest, gets taken back to court and made to do the remaining 20 days of her sentence. Oh dear…..life is a learning experience dear.
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