Paris Hilton - you plonka!

Well, if it wasn’t stupid enough making a porn video of her sucking and f*cking , she decided to drive while disqualified.

If you have so much money….get a chauffeur!!!

So anyway, she gets 23 days in jail, does 3, gets put on house arrest, gets taken back to court and made to do the remaining 20 days of her sentence.  Oh dear…..life is a learning experience dear.