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Maybe I’m a plonka…
April 29, 2008

Today it was warm.  Just as well…as I had the car window open pulling on the slip road.  Put my indicator on, looked in my side mirror, all was clear…but I could hear a car coming alongside….I waited and yes, a car was in my blind spot.
Later I was pulling out of a street and [...]

Smashed the dogs bowl
March 7, 2008

Yup, like a ‘plonka’ I smashed the dogs bowl the other day.  In fact it was my bowl donated to poochey-hontas.
We should use a metal bowl, but we’ve used both of them for water.
Anyway, he’s almost house trained which is the main thing….

Plonka of the year award goes to…
October 30, 2007

…the builder that came to do some work on our house.  Left the handbrake off.  Van rolled down and smashed into the neighbours garage.  It was wedged shut and couldn’t be moved till council building control had certified it was safe - the whole wall had moved.
Not the first time either - another builder hit [...]

Doggy you plonka
July 17, 2007

This doggy is a plonka for sure….got stuck in the catflap lol.

Plonka of the week award goes to….
July 3, 2007

….the Recruitment devision of the NHS. 
Apparently having employed all 7 terrorists caught this week, not only were they giving them a legitimate cover but were also paying them to live here!
Wow!
How think are you Mr NHS?
If fact, you’re a….plonka!
Full BBC news report

Paris Hilton - you plonka!
June 11, 2007

Well, if it wasn’t stupid enough making a porn video of her sucking and f*cking , she decided to drive while disqualified.
If you have so much money….get a chauffeur!!!
So anyway, she gets 23 days in jail, does 3, gets put on house arrest, gets taken back to court and made to do the remaining 20 [...]